Saturday, March 20, 2010

I'll tell you what I think...

Katheryn Lopez tweeted, "even for an obama speech, this was a bit much. email your thoughts to klopez@nationalreview.com"

Here's my reply ( fugue warning!;) )

I'll tell you what I think...

All this week, Congressmembers have ignored and derided citizens' IN PERSON questions about "ObamaCare." In those rare instances Representatives are 'stuck' actually speaking to a constituent, they are unwilling or unable to answer serious questions about the legislation. Instead, they repeat threadbare talking points that have nothing to do with the question they've been asked.

Meanwhile, they are meeting back-to-back with Democrat party leaders, union reps and lobbyists, cutting secret deals ordinary citizens' would go to jail for if they offered or received them.

After who-knows-how-much *ahem* horsetrading, Congressional leaders announce a vote on a "process" Sen Harry Reid said was an unfounded rumor that "nobody is talking about" just a few dys ago. The "reconciliation" action is a scurrilous and cynical manipulation of the good-faith process of our Congress that millions of Americans are watching with disgust and dispair.

Obama & the Dems fail to recognize the genuine outrage of everyday Americans. Over 30,000 regular people rushed to Washington with less than 48 hrs' notice to rally to oppose "ObamaCare."

Congress has fallen. Americans have lost faith in the honest workings of the legislative branch of our government. They and the executive branch TO THIS VERY HOUR refuse to answer specific questions about this bill, instead choosing to hide behind locked doors, ducking the good people in the halls and talking only to each other.

And so we come to Obama's "pep talk." No answers, only more derision for those opposing the bill, and the process. No explanation, just more talking point ringing hollow.

It sickens me. It outrages me. And I'm waaay over here in California.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Happy Anniversary, Tea Party Movement! A Look Back...

SO MUCH has happened has happened is the past year. SO MUCH is happening right now!!

Today marks the first anniversary of the day regular people stopped their regular lives to gather together in the sun, rain, and snow to say in one voice, "Enough!"

Here's the "PSA" we made to help get the word out about the Tea Party...


About 30,000 people in 51 cities and towns has since grown to 57,000,000 people across the country - and that number grows larger every day.

Here's a follow-up video made of some the pictures and videos people took February 27, 2009 at their Tea Party events from all across America ...



To see even more pictures and videos from that day, click here to go the the Photobucket albums...

AMAZING!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

UPDATED: #HCR Swing Votes w/Extensive Contact Information

This information is lifted directly off Dick Morris' blog, found here.

What I've done is take his list and add more and better contact information so that you can make sure your voice is heard.

When using this list, try the DC number first. If you can't get through or are unable to leave a message, try the local phone numbers. I can tell you from personal experience that I almost always have better luck using the local contact information.

One last thing: The best, most effective way to contact your elected officials is to send in a letter. So whenever you can, take the time to write your Representative a letter explaining your opinion - on paper - and mail it via USPS.

# # #

If you live in any of the states from which these swing Congressmen come, please call them. Let them know your opposition to health care changes. The phone for Congress is 202-224-3121.

UPDATE: Voters need to say, "You voted for Obamacare the first time. But your district opposes it by 2 to 1. Now it is coming up for a vote again. Listen to your constituents and vote no. We don’t want Medicare cuts or premium increases or rationing of medical care. Don’t monkey with our health care. Vote no this time.”

Vulnerable Democratic Congressmen
Who Voted FOR Obamacare The First Time Around

These are the folks we need to pressure to switch their votes!


Arizona:
Harry Mitchell
(Phoenix suburbs)
DC Voice: 202-225-2190
DC Fax: 202-225-3263
District Office
7201 East Camelback Road, Suite 335
Scottsdale, AZ 85253
Voice: 480-946-2411
FAX: 480-946-2446
TwitterID: @HarryEMitchell

Gabrielle Giffords
(Tucson)
DC Voice: 202-225-2542
DC Fax: 202-225-0378
District Offices
1661 North Swan, Suite 112
Tucson, AZ 85712
Voice: 520-881-3588
FAX: 520-322-9490
77 Calle Portal, Suite B-160
Sierra Vista, AZ 85635
Voice: 520-459-3115
FAX: 520-459-5419
TwitterID: @Rep_Giffords

Ann Kirkpatrick
(most of rural Arizona, NE part of state)
DC Voice: 202-225-2315
DC Fax: 202-226-9739
District Offices
240 South Montezuma Street, Suite 101
Prescott, AZ 86303
Voice: 928-445-3434
FAX: 928-445-4160
1515 East Cedar Avenue, A6
Flagstaff, AZ 86004
Voice: 928-226-6914
FAX: 928-226-2876
211 North Florence Street, Suite 3
Casa Grande, AZ 85122
Voice: 520-836-3226
FAX: 520-836-8417
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

California:
Jerry McNerney
(Stockton and Pleasanton)
DC Voice: 202-225-1947
DC Fax: 202-225-4060
District Offices
2222 Grand Canal Boulevard, Suite 7
Stockton, CA 95207
Voice: 209-476-8552
FAX: 209-476-8587
5776 Stoneridge Mall Road, Suite 175
Pleasanton, CA 94588
Voice: 925-737-0727
FAX: 925-737-0734
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

Colorado:
John Salazar
(Pueblo)
DC Voice: 202-225-4761
DC Fax: 202-226-9669
District Offices
609 Main Street, #6
Alamosa, CO 81101
Voice: 719-587-5105
FAX: 719-587-5137
813 Main Avenue, Suite 300
Durango, CO 81301
Voice: 970-259-1012
FAX: Not Currently Available
225 North 5th Street, Suite 702
Grand Junction, CO 81501
Voice: 970-245-7107
FAX: 970-245-2194
134 West B Street
Pueblo, CO 81003
Voice: 719-543-8200
FAX: 719-543-8204
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

Connecticut:
Jim Hines
(Fairfield County)
DC Voice: 202-225-5541
DC Fax: 202-225-9629
District Offices
211 State Street, 2nd Floor
Bridgeport, CT 06604
Voice: 866-453-0028
FAX: 203-333-6655
888 Washington Boulevard, 10th Floor
Stamford, CT 06901
Voice: 866-453-0028
FAX: 203-333-6655
TwitterID: @jahimes

Florida:
Alan Grayson
(Orlando)
DC Voice: 202-225-2176
DC Fax: 202-225-0999
District Office
455 North Garland Avenue, Suite 402
Orlando, FL 32801
Voice: 407-841-1757
FAX: 407-841-1754
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct


Illinois:
Bill Foster
(Dixon, Batavia, and Geneseo)
DC Voice: 202-225-2976
DC Fax: 202-225-0697
District Offices
119 West First Street
Dixon, IL 61021
Voice: 815-288-0680
FAX: 815-288-0743
27 North River Street
Batavia, IL 60510-2666
Voice: 630-406-1114
FAX: 630-406-1808
100 West Main Street
Geneseo, IL 61254
Voice: 309-944-3558
FAX: Not Currently Available
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

Indiana:
Baron Hill
(from Kentucky border up to Bloomington)
DC Voice: 202-225-5315
DC Fax: 202-226-6866
District Offices
279 Quartermaster Court
Jeffersonville, IN 47130
Voice: 812-288-3999
FAX: 812-288-3873
320 West 8th Street, Suite 114
Bloomington, IN 47404
Voice: 812-336-3000
FAX: 812-336-3355
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

Michigan:
Mark Schauer
(Branch, Calhoun, Eaton, Hillsdale, Jackson, Lenawee & Washtenaw counties)
DC Voice: 202-225-6276
DC Fax: 202-225-6281
District Office
800 West Ganson
Jackson, MI 49202
Voice: 517-780-9075
FAX: 517-780-9081
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

Gary Peters
(Oakland County)
DC Voice: 202-225-5802
DC Fax: 202-226-2356
District Office
560 Kirts Boulevard, Suite 105
Troy, MI 48084
Voice: 248-273-4227
DC Fax: 248-273-4704
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

Nevada:
Dina Titus
(Las Vegas)
DC Voice: 202-225-3252
DC Fax: 202-225-2185
District Office
8215 South Eastern Avenue, Suite 205
Las Vegas, NV 89123
Voice: 702-387-4941
FAX: 702-837-0728
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

New Hampshire:
Carol Shea-Porter
(Portsmouth, Manchester, Lakes Region)
DC Voice: 202-225-5456
DC Fax: 202-225-5822
District Office
33 Lowell Street
Manchester, NH 03101
Voice: 603-641-9536
FAX: 603-641-9561
104 Washington Street
Dover, NH 03820
Voice: 603-743-4813
FAX: 603-743-5956
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

New York:
Tim Bishop
(Suffolk County)
DC Voice: 202-225-3826
DC Fax: 202-225-3143
District Office
137 Hampton Road
Southampton, NY 11968
Voice: 631-259-8450
FAX: 631-259-8451
3680 Route 112, Suite C
Coram, NY 11727
Voice: 631-696-6500
FAX: 631-696-4520
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

John Hall
(Northern Westchester)
DC Voice: 202-225-5441
DC Fax: 202-225-3289
Putnam County Ofice Building,
3rd Floor
40 Gleneida Avenue
Carmel, NY 10512
Voice: 845-225-3641
FAX: 845-228-1480
Orange County Government Center,
Room 3232G
255 Main Street
Goshen, NY 10924
Voice: 845-291-4100
FAX: 845-291-4164
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

Bill Owens
(Plattsburgh up along Vermont border to Canada)
DC Voice: 202-225-4611
DC Fax: 202-226-0621
District Offices
Madison County Center
for Economic Development
3215 Seneca Turnpike
Canastota, NY 13032
Voice: 315-875-5115
FAX: 315-875-5048
14 Durkee Street,
Suite 320
Plattsburgh, NY 12901
Voice: 518-563-1406
FAX: 518-561-9723
120 Washington Street,
Suite 200
Watertown, NY 13601-3370
Voice: 315-782-3150
FAX: 315-782-1291
28 North School Street,
PO Box 800
Mayfield, NY 12117-0800
Voice: 518-661-6486
FAX: 518-661-5704
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

Mike Arcuri
(Utica and south central NY)
DC Voice: 202-225-3665
DC Fax: 202-225-1891
District Offices
17 East Genesee Street
Auburn, NY 13021
Voice: 315-252-2777
FAX: 315-252-2779
10 Broad Street,
Room 200
Utica, NY 13501
Voice: 315-793-8146
FAX: 715-798-4099
16 Church Street,
Carriage House Right
Cortland, NY 13045
Voice: 607-756-2470
FAX: 607-756-2472
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

Dan Maffei
(Syracuse)
DC Voice: 202-225-3701
DC Fax: 202-225-4042
District Offices
1340 Federal Building,
PO Box 7306
100 South Clinton Street
Syracuse, NY 13261
Voice: 315-423-5657
FAX: 315-423-5669
1280 Titus Avenue
Rochester, NY 14617
Voice: 585-336-7291
FAX: 585-336-7274
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

North Dakota:
Earl Pomneroy
(at large)
DC Voice: 202-225-2611
DC Fax: 202-226-0893
District Offices
3003 32nd Avenue South,
Suite 6
Fargo, ND 58103
Voice: 701-235-9760
FAX: 701-235-9767
Federal Building,
Room 328
220 East Rosser Avenue
Bismarck, ND 58501
Voice: 701-224-0355
FAX: 701-224-0431
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

Ohio:
Steven Driehaus
(Cincinnati west to Indiana border)
DC Voice: 202-225-2216
DC Fax: 202-225-3012
District Office
441 Vine Street, Suite 3003
Cincinnati, OH 45202
Voice: 513-684-2723
FAX: 513-421-8722
TwitterID: @SteveDriehaus1

Mary Jo Kilroy
(Columbus and west to Indiana border)
DC Voice 202-225-2015
DC Fax: 202-225-3529
District Office
1299 Olentangy River Road,
Suite 200
Columbus, OH 43212
Voice: 614-294-2196
FAX: 614-294-2384
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

Zach Space
(Dover, Zanesville, Chillicothe)
DC Voice: 202-225-6265
DC Fax: 202-225-3394
District Offices
14 South Paint Street,
Suite 6
Chillicothe, OH 45601
Voice: 740-779-1636
FAX: 740-779-2352
137 East Iron Avenue
Dover, OH 44622
Voice: 866-910-7577
FAX: 330-364-4330
17 North Fourth Street, Suite A
Zanesville, OH 43701
Voice: 740-452-6338
FAX: 740-452-6354
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

Pennsylvania:
Kathy Dahlkemper
(Erie)
DC Voice: 202-225-5406
DC Fax: 202-225-3103
District Office
208 East Bayfront Parkway,
Suite 102
Erie, PA 16507
Voice: 814-456-2038
FAX: 814-454-0163
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

Patrick Murphy
(Bucks County)
DC Voice: 202-225-4276
DC Fax: 202-225-9511
District Offices
72 North Main Street
Doylestown, PA 18901
Voice: 215-348-1194
FAX: 215-348-1449
414 Mill Street
Bristol, PA 19007
Voice: 215-826-1963
FAX: 215-826-1997
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

Christopher Carney
(NE Penn)
DC Voice: 202-225-3731
DC Fax: 202-225-9594
District Offices
521 Franklin Street
Shamokin, PA 17872
Voice: 570-644-1682
FAX: 570-644-1684
233 Northern Boulevard, Suite 4
Clarks Summit, PA 18411
Voice: 570-585-9988
FAX: 570-585-9977
175 Pine Street, Suite 103
Williamsport, PA 17701
Voice: 570-327-1902
FAX: 570-327-1904
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

Paul Kanjorski
(Scranton, Wilkes-Barre)
DC Voice: 202-225-6511
DC Fax: 202-225-0764
District Office
546 Spruce Street
Scranton, PA 18503
Voice: 570-496-1011
FAX: 570-496-6439
The Stegmaier Building,
Suite 400M
7 North Wilkes-Barre Boulevard
Wilkes-Barre, PA 18702-5283
Voice: 570-825-2200
FAX: 570-825-8685
102 Pocono Boulevard
Mount Pocono, PA 18344-1412
Voice: 570-895-4176
FAX: Not Currently Available
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

South Carolina:
John Spratt
(rural SC between Columbia and Charlotte)
DC Voice: 202-225-5501
DC Fax: 202-225-0464
District Offices
201 East Main Street,
Suite 305
Rock Hill, SC 29730
Voice: 803-327-1114
FAX: 803-327-4330
88 Public Square
Darlington, SC 29532
Voice: 843-393-3998
FAX: 843-393-8060
707 Bultman Drive
Sumter, SC 29150
Voice: 803-773-3362
FAX: 803-773-7662
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

Virginia:
Tom Perriello
(Charlottesville, Bedford, Timberlake, Martinsville & Danville)
DC Voice: 202-225-4711
DC Fax: 202-225-5681
District Offices
313 2nd Street SE,
Suite 112
Charlottesville, VA 22902
Voice: 434-293-9631
FAX: 434-293-9632
10 East Church Street, Suite K
Martinsville, VA 24112
Voice: 276-656-2291
FAX: 276-656-2293
308 Craghead Street, Suite 102
Danville, VA 24541
Voice: 434-791-2596
FAX: 434-791-2598
515 South Main Street
Farmville, VA 23901
Voice: 434-392-1997
FAX: 434-392-3254
TwitterID: @tomperriello

West Virginia:
Alan Mollohan
(Wheeling, Morgantown)
DC Voice: 202-225-4172!
DC Fax: 202-225-7564
District Offices
Federal Building
1125 Chapline Street
Wheeling, WV 26003
Voice: 304-232-5390
FAX: 304-232-5722
Federal Building, Room 2040
425 Juliana Street
Parkersburg, WV 26101
Voice: 304-428-0493
FAX: 304-428-5980
Post Office Building,
Room 209
PO Box 1400
Clarksburg, WV 26302-1400
Voice: 304-623-4422
FAX: 304-623-0571
Marina Tower, Suite 504
48 Donley Street
Morgantown, WV 26507-0720
Voice: 304-292-3019
FAX: 304-292-3027
TwitterID: No Known Twitter Acct

Nick Rahall
(Huntington)
DC Voice: 202-225-3452
DC Fax: 202-225-9061
District Offices
301 Prince Street
Beckley, WV 25801
Voice: 304-252-5000
FAX: Not Currently Available
845 Fifth Avenue
Huntington, WV 25701
Voice: 304-522-6425
FAX: Not Currently Available
601 Federal Street,
Room 1005
Bluefield, WV 24701
Voice: 304-325-6222
FAX: Not Currently Available
220 Dingess Street
Logan, WV 25601
Voice: 304-752-4934
FAX: Not Currently Available
TwitterID: No Known Account

Wisconsin:
Steve Kagen
(Green Bay)
DC Voice: 202-225-5665
DC Fax: 202-225-5729
District Offices
700 East Walnut Street
Green Bay, WI 54301
Voice: 920-437-1954
FAX: 920-437-1978
333 West College Avenue,
Radisson Paper Valley
Appleton, WI 54911
Voice: 920-380-0061
FAX: 920-380-0051

All this contact information can be found at the best source for Representive data, CongressMerge.com.

 

Monday, February 22, 2010

CPAC 2010 Essentials

I was not one of the lucky 10,000 people to make it to the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) this year, so I thought I'd gather the best-of-the-best speeches and post them here.

I give you, CPAC 2010 Essentials!

Enjoy...

George Will

Glenn Beck

Ann Coulter

Allen West

Andrew Breitbart

Marco Rubio

Newt Gingrich

Rick Santorum

John Bolton

EXTRA: Breitbart v Blumenthal


 

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Lost, solved ... sorta ***spoilers possible***

Okay, so Hubz and I were watching the most recent episode of Lost (one of my favorite shows -- SO FAR) when we, along with the rest of the world, probably, figured out what was going on.

In my caffeinated fugue, I thought I'd go ahead and jot down my latest theory.

WHAT'S GOING ON...

Jacob: He's not quite and angel; maybe he's a space alien (remember Babylon5?). In any event, he is a basically ambivalent force on the island with regards to the people there.

Man in Black/Smoke Monster/Fake John Locke: Maybe he's a demon; maybe he's a space alien (again with the B5). He's the bad guy.

John Locke: He dead. Dead & gone.

All the other dead people: They're dead.

All the people wandering around not 'claimed' by MiB/SM: They are pawns used to help Jacob.

Smoke Monster & Jacob are enemies. It is Jacob's job to keep the Smoke Monster on the island. The Smoke Monster wants to leave the island to wreak havoc across the world.

That being said, the two entities made a deal, an agreement. The agreement is essentially that if the Smoke Monster can convince one person to help him leave, he gets to leave. And the Smoke Monster gets to pick who those people are.

Jacob, ever faithful in the goodness of Man, has won. So far...

I'll be adding more to this post along and along.

Thoughts?

Monday, February 15, 2010

BREAKING: Urgent action needed by INDIANA VOTERS! (Updated)

OK. In case you're just tuning in, here's what's going on...

Democrat Senator Evan Bayh made a surprise announcement this morning that he will NOT run for re-election in the fall. This bombshell has shocked us all, especially the Indiana Democrats.

Because they were caught flat-footed, only one, lone, little, rookie politician named Tamyra d'Ippolito has been working on getting the required signatures needed to appear on Indiana's primary ballot as a Democrat candidate for the US Senate. Tamyra has been working diligently and, it turns out, is only a few hundred signatures from that requirement.

The rest of the story...

If she makes the requirement, SHE WILL BE THE ONLY DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE ON THE PRIMARY BALLOT. Even more delicious, since the Democrat establishment guys have not done anything about this, they will be forced to run a write-in campaign against Tamyra.

HA!

So if you're in Indiana and you want to force the DNC to have to pour millions of extra dollars into a WRITE-IN campaign against this fine, albeit inexperienced candidate, CLICK HERE to print and sign the petition for Tamyra d'Ippolito to be included on the IN primary ballot.

Here is Tamyra d'Ippolito's contact info:
On the web at: tamyraforsenate.com
Email: tamyrad2004@yahoo.com
Follow Tamyra on Twitter @Tamyra

Official address:
Tamyra For Senate c/o Linda Napier
1108 S. Madison St.
Bloomington, Indiana 47403-4738
ph: 812-323-9005
cell: 812-650-2072

UPDATE...

Well, it was fun while it lasted. Alas, the latest reports say Tamyra d'Ippolito missed her goal by ... well, really a lot.

Tamyra made statements earlier today that she DID get the number of signatures she needed to be added to the Indiana ballot as the sole Democrat candidate for US Senator in that state's primary election in May.

Sadly, the truth doesn't quite seem to match that claim.

FLASHBACK: Obama: Making a Career Out of Serial Puffery

Original posted Thursday, September 25, 2008, 1:12pm

When I came across this a couple of days ago, I thought, "Oh, this will be interesting."
I expected to read about how Barack Obama really worked at XYZ for "2 years," instead of the "3 and a half years" he said -- you know, garden variety puffery we hear about in our everyday lives.

I was shocked to read the extent of Obama's exaggerations.
If I was interviewing some guy for a job and I found out the extent of his, well, fibs, I would give the guy a "thanks-but-no-thanks."

These distortions are bold, outrageous, and unnecessary. That this is what the guy leads with makes him untrustworthy.

If this is the level of distortion he will go to in order to get the job, what will he do to keep it?

Here's a snippet from this middle...
"Here’s Barack’s account:
"Eventually a consulting house to multinational corporations agreed to hire me as a research assistant. Like a spy behind enemy lines, I arrived every day at my mid-Manhattan office and sat at my computer terminal, checking the Reuters machine that blinked bright emerald messages from across the globe. As far as I could tell I was the only black man in the company, a source of shame for me but a source of considerable pride for the company’s secretarial pool.

Dan Armstrong's Correction:
"First, it wasn’t a consulting house; it was a small company that published newsletters on international business. Like most newsletter publishers, it was a bit of a sweatshop. I’m sure we all wished that we were high-priced consultants to multinational corporations. But we also enjoyed coming in at ten, wearing jeans to work, flirting with our co-workers, partying when we stayed late, and bonding over the low salaries and heavy workload."
Read the whole thing...
It's no wonder Obama punted the financial crisis. He's got nothing.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Saturday, February 6, 2010

The Girl, the Tea Party, & the Twitterz: an interview

I gave an interview yesterday to Chad Everson of GrizzlyGroundswell fame. I had a fantastic time!
Chad wants to interview Tea Party activists, organizers, leaders and enthusiasts. If you're interested, please contact him directly via Twitter by sending him at "@reply" to @ChadTEverson.
12:20pm: Chad: So this is our first attempt to interview the Conservative Grassroots here on Wave then to post the archive on our blog and out to Twitter! Can you start with telling us a little bit about who you are and what has drawn you away from family, friends and the pursuit of Happiness to become a Conservative Grassroots Activist?

12:32pm ChristinaKB: LOL! I first heard about Twitter from a writer-friend of mine named Phil. I guess you could say we worked together. I was a pr (hack) & he was an editor for a mag. His story was my first cover back in the olden days of the early ’90’s. Anyway, he told me about Twitter in August of ‘08. I checked it out and was immediately smitten.
The idea of microblogging in real time – sort like chatting, but not exactly, was intriguing. The election was in full swing & was apoplectic at the sorry state of affairs of the GOP, it paltry messaging, and the frankly, silly slate of candidates (sorry to be so harsh, but there you go). Here we have these ridiculous candidates Hillary? Biden? “U-bam-uh?” Edwards??? Really??? The GOP was, in a lot of ways, even weaker. Hmmmm… this is turning into a screed…
The point is that I very quickly found some of the smartest, kindest people through this cool, online Twitter-thing.
Read the rest at GrizzlyGoundswell.com Thanks to Chad and all the fine people at GizzlyGroundswell for all the amazing work they do to support the Conservative movement!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

It's Too Late to Apologize

Dear Congress,


Sincerely,
    We the People

 

Monday, January 25, 2010

Funniest. Commercial. Ever.

Walmart + Clown + Unicorn + Pain = Best Commercial Ever

Just one more reason to lurve WalMart...



What a Co-inky-dink, Obama! John Kerry Never Introduced Himself, Either

Way back in the olden days of 2004, I wrote a short bit reflecting on the caterwauling over John Kerry's borderline-humiliating loss to George W. Bush...

* * *

November 04, 2004

"Kerry never communicated is person..."

I have heard again and again that the reason Kerry lost is because he did not effectively communicate who he is as a person. That he never introduced himself to Americans.

I reject this as supremely absurd and beyond riduculous.

The reality is that he did effectively communicate his personhood. He effectively broadcast his policies, ideals, personality, etc. Americans saw, understood, and decided who shall be President of the United States based on the full disclosure of Kerry on Kerry.

The decision was: No, thank you. Period.

No amount of revelations or communications would have changed the outcome (untruths and malicious manipulations notwithstanding). Kerry came, was seen, and was rejected precisely because he is who he is and what he believes. There's nothing underhanded or mean about that rejection. It is a reality of a presidential election. One (or more) guy loses - and there's nothing wrong with that.

* * *

Seems like Obama is taking a page from the Kerry playbook here. After all, look how well it worked out for good 'ole Lurch Dukakis.

Deja-vu is boring.

But hey, maybe things will start looking up for the wind-sailing lawmaker now that he's the Senior Senator from Massachusetts.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Windows 7 --- Worth the Inconvenience?

So... I finally broke down & bought Windows 7. I was reading all about when I stumbled across the fact that after installing the new o/s, I have to reinstall allllll my software apps. Ugh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah ... tell all about it. "A completely new operating system requires the reinstallation of the users' applications because of the registrations and blah, blah, blah..."

While I was contemplating the enormity of reconsituting my computing experience, a Windows 7 commercial came on...





Which made me think, did Microsoft also listen to that dastardly villianess, The Inconveniencer?



 

Friday, January 22, 2010

The Taxed Man

This is a re-working I did of a poem written anomynously about 100 years ago. If anyone would like to repost or use for your Tea Party, feel free.

The Taxed Man

They taxed my land, they taxed my wage,
They taxed my bed in which I lay.

They taxed my plow, they taxed my mule,
They taught me taxes were the rule.

They taxed my cow, and taxed my goat,
They taxed my pants and then my coat.

They taxed my ties, socks, shoes and shirt,
They taxed my work, they taxed my dirt.

They taxed my smoking, taxed my drink,
They taxed me when I tried to think.

They taxed my booze then taxed my beers.
And when I cried, they taxed my tears.

They taxed my children, taxed my dog,
Taxed my sun, wind, rain, and fog.

They taxed my horse, but not my cat.
They taxed this chair, here, where I'm sat.

They taxed my truck, they taxed my gas,
They taxed my notes, they taxed my cash.

They taxed my tax to let me see
That bought or made, there is a fee.

They taxed me high when I did well,
They taxed me more when I fell ill.

They taxed my coffin, my headstone,
They taxed the sod I now call home.

When I was gone, just newly dead,
They came to my old house and said,

"We've come to claim the tax that’s due.
Though cash is best, we take checks, too."

They taxed it all and wanted more.
My children and wife were left poor.

So, back to work to pay the bill,
And pay they do with interest, still.

Throughout our lives we live this fact:
That death is sure; but more so, tax.

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Here is a list of Taxes Americans pay each day... is it complete? Who knows?!

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel permit tax r />Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax Interest expense (tax on the money)
Inventory
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS enalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes

Please Note: I want to make a video of this poem, but I don't have the right voice. If you're interested, I'm looking or a man to read the couplets. Either drop me a line here, email me at cosmoxworld@gmail.com, or on twitter. The video will be posted here via YouTube and available for Tea Party and other patriots to use as they wish. Thanks!

 

 

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Obama Goes to Boston

Here we see some rare behind-the-scenes footage of Obama moments before he's to go onstage to campaign for Democrat candidate for Massachusetts Senator, Martha Coakley...





What passion! What energy!

 

Saturday, January 16, 2010

FLASHBACK: Change

This was originally a posted in August of 2008. Looking back, so much has uh, changed. But so much more hasn't...

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I think the Dems' urgent message of "Change" needs to be called out.

"down" is a change from "up"

"loss" is a change from "profit"

"jobless" is a change from "employed"

As a business owner, the only "Change" I see with a President Obama is bad, bad, bad for the guys who make this country great and who create, like, 80% of the jobs in America: small business owners.

We're getting creamed by the federal minimum wage increases -- the big one's coming next year... For those who don't know, it's a 40% increase over three years.

We're getting creamed by increased requirements to provide health insurance, and the crazy-stupid cost of it.

We're getting creamed by the weak dollar, high energy prices, and high commodity prices (special thx to the ethanol canard).

We're getting way-creamed by credit-card processing fees.

If you're wondering why everything from milk and meat to gas and movie tix have skyrocketed, see above.

If you're wondering why unemployment is going up, see above.

If you're wondering what's the deal with inflation, see above.

So many people seem to think that the everyday business owner (the Quiznos store owner, the Shell gas station owner, the neighborhood 7/11 guy) can reach into some magical unending pot of money to cover these rising costs. Obama certainly seems to think so.

Let me set the record straight: we can't. We're bruised and hurting - but not down-and-out. We get up each morning to make a go of it - to make the best of it. We love what we do and we love the people we work with. But in order to stay in business and pay our leases, our mortgages, our SBA loans, etc, and feed our families, we're having to not hire that extra shift worker. It's not because we don't want to. It's because we literally can't afford the up-front costs/overhead that worker represents. We also have to raise prices. Again, we don't really want to - we have to (see above).

From what I can see so far, the policies Obama has outlined will make things way worse.

Yes, things have not been perfect, but with all candor, we're due for a dip in the economy. How deep of a dip we will have goes directly to how much government tries to "redistribute" us out of this.

The best-case scenario for right now, I think, is unleashing our best minds and producers to solve our domestic energy deficit. LOTS of other things fall into place once we do that.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

FLASHBACK: Careful What You Wish For

Originally posted Oct 8, 2008
 
There was a story I read once called "Lathe of Heaven." It its about a man who's dreams alter reality. In short, his dreams come true.

But in that peculiar way that minds work, his dream come true in ways that are unexpectedly... direct. It turns out his ability is like that of a genie: sure, you get what you want, but in the end, do you want what you get? 'Lathe' is available at fine bookstores everywhere - or you could just rent the movie. I recommend the book.

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During the Carter Administration, there was an idea that it would be a good thing to make homeownership a right. After all, shouldn't everyone own a home?? As a means to that end, the Community Reinvestment Act (CRA) was created and signed into law. It basically made it a little easier for those people "on the bubble" to afford to buy a home.

In 1995, President Clinton signed into law a major expansion of the CRA that strong-armed banks into lending to uncreditworthy people. And it worked - people were able to buy a home with "no money down."

But what this action by the Democrats did was to effectively guarantee that home prices would rise. Everybody's homes became instantly more valuable because that pesky 20% down payment was no longer required.

Nobody really noticed until the tech bubble popped.

When 1999 changed to 2000 and a Yahoo stock dropped from $300 to $30, a lot of the money that wasn't lost found it's way into the real estate market. Why wouldn't it? A lot of very smart people realized that there was a ton of money on the table. They were right.

As the real estate sector rallied, competition for those mortgage dollars increased, the guidelines were loosened. More and more and more people could qualify for no-doc loans.

It was a win-win: Banks were investing in the value of the property, not the borrower. As annual appreciation rates broke through the double-digit barrier, the banks were happy. So what if a borrower failed? They'd just sell the property for 15-20% more than they paid for it last year. The bank's debt is cured, and the borrower can take that money, buy another home, and try again.

Even though President Bush sounded the alarm in 2000, and McCain sounded the alarm again in 2003-4, Democrats consistently shouted them down. They said, in effect, "Move along, move along... there's nothing to see here..."

In the fall of 2005, the first whiff of trouble rippled through the real estate market. By 2006, the slowdown was palpable. In 2007, real estate professionals knew the jig was up. The ones who didn't sell in '06, sold their homes, rented, and waited.

Now, in 2008, we are in full-frontal crash mode. We could have done something to stop this crash, but the Democrats blocked every attempt. Their zeal to give away homes to a minority of people who couldn't pay trumped their oath to serve and protect all their constituents.

So, wish number one was "gee, I wish it was easier to buy a home" Granted! But now home prices have risen to crazy-high levels because money's so cheap.

Wish number two was "man, home prices are so high; I wish they would come down!" Granted! The real estate bubble has burst, and home prices have fallen as much as 60% in some areas.

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Meanwhile, people said, "boy, I wish the minimum wage was higher... that would be sweet."

At the same time, people thought that one of the things contributing to the American trade deficit was an expensive dollar. I wished the dollar would come down in price so that American goods would be more competitve in the world market. We'd sell more and better products to the world market and that would be a good thing.

Granted! But the combination of many things, including falling dollar and higher labor costs contributed to higher oil prices (oil is priced in dollars), an overall CPI increase of, like, 6% in one year, and an unemployment rate of 6.1% (up from 4.8% last year). Ask a small business owner why this matters.

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You Will ChangeThen people thought, "You know, these gas prices are crazy - I wish they would come down. There's no way oil should be at $130 a barrel; it should be at, like, $80. $40 would be better!"

Granted! The price of oil started to fall... a lot! Yesterday, it traded in the $80-90-per-barrel range. Oops, the price of oil dropped so drastically because of (well-founded) fears of worldwide recession.

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So here we are, 20-something days from the 2008 elections. I hear a lot of people saying, "Gosh, I wish things would change. I want change so much. Change, change, change, change, change..."

Well, here are the choices: one guy who has done a lot over a long time versus another guy who has done very, very little over a very small amount of time. Both guys talk about 'change.'

Considering the realities of this election, there will certainly be change.

What we need to consider, however, that we choose the right change.